((I must seriously must be the world’s worst girlfriend ever. fml!!!))
Ladies and gents let me take a moment to tell you about this Mun. This Mun right here thinks she is a bad gf for falling asleep on skype at 11pm which in turn made her look totally adorable and cute. Let me list to you why she is not a bad gf in any way!
1. She greeted me on one of our first dates with the call of a baby velociraptor. Do you understand how fucking perfect that is? My girlfriend makes dinosaur noises at me!
2. She cooks these amazing looking dishes which i have had friends and family say, “wow she can cook and plate!” I don’t just have a lady who will make me a sandwich! I have a sexy lady who will make me a sexy sandwich!
3. The only bad thing she has ever done in the relationship was be too eager about Firefly when I introduced her to it (which isn’t even a bad thing!) and watched Serenity without me so I woke up to “OH GOD WES!!! THE FEELS THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!” and really the only bad thing is that now I’ve never watched it with her since she won’t watch it since.
4. This list could go on for days, but to put it simply to everyone who knows me, the woman who runs this RP blog is so caring, so beautiful, so amazingly clever, smart, and fantastic that all the pain of life has been worth enduring to get me to here where I get to have her.
So no, she is not the worst girlfriend ever. She is perfect, and I hope I never lose her.
To me, this post might be just as important as the bible.
One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he really cared about books.
Why does no one teach us these things anymore?
I get so uppity when someone breaks the binding on my books.